We Located Chibok Girls But Couldn’t Rescue Them– Uk Envoy

The outgoing British High Commissioner to Nigeria Dr. Andrew Pocock yesterday said the abducted Chibok school girls were located but it’s practically impossible to rescue them safely.

I hate stingy and broke men-Nollywood acctress Doris Anyanwu speaks out

The veteran actress spoke out recently on her views and motives when it comes to broke and stingy men. The sexy diva who have featured in

Could this cock be Real?!

Nature is perfect and rich all the time. Always liquifying the scents of science now and then. This beautiful piece of nature was captured for real. At some point i stood perplexed but later i refrained my awe and decided to accept this natural Gift -Black Fowl-

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s sales pitch for his new fragrance

I am Zlatan. I have a new fragrance that is also Zlatan. I command you to buy it.

Two years of hard work went into the creation of this Zlent. I personally crushed every element of it into its purest essence with a type of roundhouse kick that only I, Zlatan, can legally perform. The bottle that contains this powerful substance is so strong that it can act as an apocalypse bunker for mice and anyone affected by the shrink ray in the 1989 film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and its sequels.
So what does it smell like? It smells of domestic success, but not continental pretension. It smells of dissatisfaction with French referees and backtracking on one’s feelings for France itself. It smells of nets rippling and goalkeepers’ cry snot. It smells of a burning desire to crush Pep Guardiola and laugh as he is consumed by an indomitable ball of fire. It smells of hugs for Lionel Messi. It smells a bit citrusy, but only because one of the science nerds brought a grapefruit into the smell Zlab and I tried to kick it into a juice for him (he’s blind now).
Wearing this fragrance comes with great responsibility, though. Smelling like Zlatan means all kinds of predators, both real and mythical, will try to attack you when you least expect it. Bears, dragons, sharks, Luis Suarez, the chupacabra, these are all creatures that have come to learn that Zlatan is their greatest threat. They know my scent and will attempt to kill anything that carries it. This is why you must be at least 18 years old or own a crossbow to purchase the Zlatan fragrance. The bottle can also be fashioned into a Zlandheld death spear, which is a great value at this price point.
In conclusion, I am Zlatan. You will buy my fragrance, which, again, is also Zlatan. Pep Guardiola’s end is near. A science nerd was blinded for this. You will be attacked. Use the death spear. Cristiano Ronaldo’s new fragrance smells dumb. End of Zlales pitch.

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Sexy Anyanwu Ijeoma Doris: Actress posts new Hot pics

The sexy thick Actress took online today to post some juicy pictures for her fans!

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Nollywood actress Doris Ijeoma Anyanwu releases HOT pictures

The young, sexy and talented fast rising screen goddess just released these breathtaking pictures to keep fans wanting for more.

After the cut, the fast rising actress decided to take some time off and share these pictures so as to cure the urge of ever needing-more teaming fans of her. She indeed look so pretty and gorgeous.

The pretty actress have been busy lately working on some movies.

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Boko Haram attacks Babangida in Yobe

Suspected Boko Haram terrorists in a convoy of Toyota Hilux vehicles and motorcycles laden with Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) and petro-bombs attacked Babangida council headquarters in Yobe state; torching the Divisional Police Station, secretariat complex, telecom masts and several other houses and buildings at 6.30am on Sunday.Babangida is farming and herding community, and 50 kilometres north of Damaturu, the state capital.
The gunmen, according to the District Head of Babangida, Alhaji Isa Musa Gumcho, also carted away large quantities of food items, petrol and diesel retrieved from stores and granaries of residents.
“These gunmen attempted to attack our town on Saturday night, but the soldiers repelled them towards Bayamari and into Sasawa Forest, northeast of this council headquarters. But we were however shocked and terrified, when the same insurgents regrouped within six hours to attack us this morning (Sunday), burning many houses, shops and our council secretariat buildings that were torched three times last year and in 2012 and December, 2005,” said Gumcho.
He said even after the insurgents were repelled by the military, some residents started fleeing, because of the fear of being killed in the cross fire between soldiers and the gunmen.
On causalities, he however told newsmen in Damaturu that, “No lives were lost in the multiple attacks, but many of our houses, shops and public buildings, including telecom masts; were burnt down by the Boko Haram terrorists group.
These boys are desperate for food and fuel, because most of the routes of supplies are being checked and blocked by security operatives in the Damaturu-Bayamari-Geidam-Gashua axis that linked the Sasawa Forest,” adding that the same attacks were launched two weeks ago in Fika and Ngalda.
The Yobe State Police Command also confirmed the incident, stating that there was an attack on Babangida town, where a police station was torched along with personal houses and other public buildings on Sunday.
“There were no casualties in the attacks, but the insurgents carted away some food items, livestock and fuel, and fled towards Bayamari, a border village with Niger Republic,” said the police source, who was not authorized to speak on the incident.